" You know, a real mate wouldn’t have done this in the first place,” I point out as my blouse flies up into the air and lands on the corner of the telly.
She screws up her face like I’ve just said the dumbest thing she’s ever heard. “What kind of mates have you had before? This is very standard.”
“So you’ve excommunicated people before?”
“Oh loads. I’m quite stubborn when I put my mind to it. "

― R.S. Grey , The Trouble With Quarterbacks