" You mean you aren’t willing to chop off and reattatch your ears in order to hoist up your neck flaps, Lauren? Don’t you care about us? Where’s your commitment to your craft?” mean people on the Internet yell. I wish this possibility simply didn’t exist, so that we all had somewhat of a fair playing field. "

― Lauren Graham , Talking as Fast as I Can: From Gilmore Girls to Gilmore Girls (and Everything in Between)