QUOTE : I think he might be an ex now,' I say as she zips up the back. 'My boyfriend, I mean.'<br />'You <i>think</i>?'<br />'Well, for awhile he wasn't returning any of my texts. Now I'm not returning his, so...'<br />I trail off, and she finishes, 'That's how it's done nowadays, huh? Goodness, I feel for you kids. Life is so complicated in the digital age. But he doesn't sound like the catch you deserve. And--there!' She smooths her hands over my hips and beams. 'Look at you! Perfect!