" Cats have the curiosity of a genius, while dogs have the intellect of a sack of manure covered in hair and mulch made from bark (so loud). Actually, that assessment isn’t quite fair. Sacks of manure are smarter than dogs, and make better best friends (I should know, because I’ve lost three best friends to landscaping incidents in the last year alone, which left me alone). "

― Jarod Kintz , At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.