" The big, burly oaf offended my girl, so without hesitation I rushed to her defense. I did, however, make a few stops along the way, and by the time I got home and back, the dispute was settled and she had found another way home. "

― Jarod Kintz , At even one penny, this book would be overpriced. In fact, free is too expensive, because you'd still waste time by reading it.