" As I recall, you repeatedly and emphatically said you did not want to date,” he said. “How’s that working out for you?”
“We’re turning the truth levels right up to awkward, huh?” I asked.
“Babe, when haven’t we?”
“Good point.”
“Tell me what you’re thinking.”
I set down my silverware. “Well . . . I’m sitting here wearing the fanciest dress I own, wondering if you’re going to take it off me later.”
“I’ve been wondering about that too. "

― Kylie Scott , Famous in a Small Town