" What? Was I not supposed to grow up?” Then he glared at my body as if it personally offended him. Jesus. The bikini wasn’t that skimpy. “God, you’re right.” I sighed. “I should have left my breasts at home. How thoughtless. I’m so sorry. My bad, Pete.” He snorted. “You’re not funny. "

― Kylie Scott , It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time