QUOTE : 1. I mean to husband your bed every night until we’re ninety, or at the very least, eighty-five. 2. For a Scotsman, the bawdy hand of the dial is always upon the prick of noon. In short, I would interrupt the activities of the day for one thing only. 3. I’ll take a mistress when you take a lover and not before. 4. Children come as God wills them. I’ve no mind to wear pig’s gut on my private parts, if that’s what you’re suggesting. 5. Are you deranged? I’m curious. The betrothal papers are signed, so my statement is not a plea for freedom. However, you may take it as an expression of genuine curiosity.