" Ladies and gentlemen,” Damien’s voice echoed throughout the grandstands from his place in the announcer’s booth, “we seem to be experiencing some sort of highly localized weather phenomenon. Please stay in your seats. You are probably safe there. Those on the field, please remain where you are. Cyclones cannot see you if you don’t move.”

In the crowd, someone shouted out, “That’s dinosaurs, you crazy fruitbat!”

“Same concept,” Damien answered in his amplified voice. "

― G. Norman Lippert