" You’re going to Hallow’s Field on your motorcycle?”

“Want a lift?”

“No,” said Kami. “I mean, you’re going into a situation where something really bad might be happening, and you’ve decided to make sure they can hear you coming? Better hope being a tavern wench works out, because you, sir, will never be a ninja. "

― Sarah Rees Brennan , Untold (The Lynburn Legacy, #2)