" How you been, Bernie?” Royce greeted him. “Going for a walk?”
“Actually, I was about to find a place to relieve myself.”
“Good, I’ll go with you.”
“Go with me?” he asked nervously.
“I’ve been known to help people relieve themselves of a great many things.” Royce put an arm around Bernie’s shoulder as he urged him away from the tents. "
― Michael J. Sullivan , Rise of Empire (The Riyria Revelations, #3-4)