QUOTE : Lex grabbed a near-empty ketchup bottle and shook it vigorously over the onion rings that had been given to her. When nothing came out, she ran to the door of the diner and stuck her head in. “Dora!” she yelled across the restaurant. “Would it kill you to replace these ketchups once in a while? I know you treasure your relics from the Stone Age, but it might be time to let go!”<br /><br />The elderly proprietor hobbled over. “What a mouth on this one,” she grumbled to herself, practically throwing a new bottle at Lex. “Whatever happened to respecting your elders?”<br /><br />“Isn’t that what paleontologists are for?”<br /><br />Pandora scowled, her wrinkles like crags. “Young lady, you are the rudest, most despicable hellion ever to disgrace the grounds of this establishment.” Her frown transformed into a hideous gaping grin. “You remind me of me.”<br /><br />Lex smiled. “Thanks, Dora. Oh, this morning’s weirdest was a guy choking on a hamster.”<br /><br />“Sweet sassy molassy,” Pandora said in awe.