" I need to spend some time in my head with this new Simon. My parents have a way of ruining things like this. They get so curious. It's like they have this idea of me, and whenever I step outside of that, it blows their minds. There's something so embarrassing about that in a way I can't even describe. "

― Becky Albertalli , Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda (Simonverse, #1)