" In marriage, and, truly, in life, someone must have the last word. Think about it; how often is the last word the hill on which we’ll die? We’ve all had times in our lives when the conflict’s finally been resolved and everyone’s about to retreat to a neutral corner and then someone can’t help themselves, saying one more thing, and then, bam! World War III. The last word sets the stage for whatever comes next. "

― Jen Lancaster , Stories I'd Tell in Bars