QUOTE : Despiertate, mija, it's time to get up. <br /><br />I'm grounded, remember? I'm staying in bed all day. <br /><br />We've changed the parameters of your grounding. You're helping us in the restaurant today. <br /><br />Ay, Mami. <br /><br />Get up. Here's your San Juanito shirt, all clean and ready to go. <br /><br />Papi grounded me to my room, you can't just change it. <br /><br />I don't think you understand how authority works. Now come on, vámonos. The other kids are all asleep, so the shower's free. You've got fifteen minutes. <br /><br />No human being can shower in fifteen minutes. It's quantifiably impossible. <br /><br />Sixteen, then. Rápido, or I'll throw a bag of frozen carrots under your blanket.