" Nobody should have to put their boxers in a half rotted chest of drawers.”
“Hey. I’ll have you know that the rustic look is very popular in the burbs.”
“Rustic?” Chase snorted. “Is that your way of saying termite infested?”
“This furniture does not have termites. Mice maybe, even moths, but not termites.”
“Great, I can look forward to having a swiss cheese wardrobe. "

― Adrienne Wilder , Seven (The Others Project #1)