" @SeanCassinova Where might one procure a shoe horn in NYC?

@RugbyFan101 to @SeanCassinova I’ll loan you my horn any day of the week, baby ;-)

@SeanCassinova to @RugbyFan101 Who is this and where did you get my number?

@RugbyFan101 to @SeanCassinova Uh, this is Twitter.

@SeanCassinova to @RugbyFan101 That’s a very strange name. What were your parents thinking?

@EilishCassidy @SeanCassinova Stop being an arse. "

― L.H. Cosway , The Player and the Pixie (Rugby, #2)