QUOTE : Never underestimate the audacity of the small minded and slightly crapulous.<br /><br />A rather bleezed young neighbour decided to have a grammar battle with me. It lasted all of two seconds.<br /><br />I said something slightly amicable, and he responded with, “You sure that's how you use that word?”<br /><br />I put down my laundry basket and turned to him slowly and deliberately.<br /><br />“Do you really want to have this discussion with me, son, or do you want to go home and rethink your life?”<br /><br />He grumbled and vanished.