" Cheech and Chong Vs. HAL" I can't do that Dave." " Dave's not here, man" " That does not compute. Dave" " No man, Dave isn't here!!" ..." I'm sorry Dave but that is incorrect" " No man, Dave's not here!!" " Daisy, daisy,.... I'm self terminating now Dave...." " No man, dave's not.....Is he gone? "