" Do you know how to pilot a yacht?” she asked.
“No, I don't, but I thought it would be fun to try it in pitch-black darkness in the middle of the Flores Sea,” Nick said, smiling. “They light up the island, right?”
“You're such a smart-ass”
“I known, but I'm a charming smart-ass "

― Janet Evanovich , The Heist (Fox and O'Hare, #1)