" by Gene’s old-man name as I am. I’m less pleased, however, with Lulu’s behavior tonight. Once again, she was on obnoxious overload, teasing me in biting, passive-aggressive ways, buying shots for Calvin and Ramón, sitting on their laps, flirting shamelessly. Lulu’s always been my wild friend, but never this sharp before. Seeing her through Calvin’s eyes is embarrassing; I want her to relax and back off, just the tiniest bit. “She’s so jealous of you,” Calvin says, tugging his shirt up and over his head. He tosses it past the couch; "
― Christina Lauren , Roomies