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" Dave hands me the bread. Josh takes some chicken onto his plate.

The silence is homicidal.

Emily finishes her wine and Dave pours her more. For such a small thing, Emily can really pack it away.

“Winnie has worms,” I tell the table, and spread some butter on my bread. “Took her to the vet earlier. I was so worried I was going to have to treat it with some ointment in her butt, but—nope—just a pill.”

I take a sip of wine and grin at them. Josh puts his fork down and cups his forehead. But in a few beats they all break into laughter, and Emily looks over at me with my favorite kind of fondness.

“She doesn’t really have worms. I was just kidding.”

I am nothing if not a decent icebreaker. "

Christina Lauren , Josh and Hazel's Guide to Not Dating


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Christina Lauren quote : Dave hands me the bread. Josh takes some chicken onto his plate.<br /><br />The silence is homicidal.<br /><br />Emily finishes her wine and Dave pours her more. For such a small thing, Emily can really pack it away.<br /><br />“Winnie has worms,” I tell the table, and spread some butter on my bread. “Took her to the vet earlier. I was so worried I was going to have to treat it with some ointment in her butt, but—nope—just a pill.”<br /><br />I take a sip of wine and grin at them. Josh puts his fork down and cups his forehead. But in a few beats they all break into laughter, and Emily looks over at me with my favorite kind of fondness.<br /><br />“She doesn’t really have worms. I was just kidding.”<br /><br />I am nothing if not a decent icebreaker.