" It is time to buddle (scrub in water) all that is not illutile (unwash-awayable). Baudelaire said that humans were deluded if they thought they could wash away all their spots with vile tears, but Baudelaire was French and therefore knew nothing about hygiene or shower gel. "

― Mark Forsyth , The Horologicon: A Day's Jaunt Through the Lost Words of the English Language