" Money and looks are okay to an extent to lure women, but it’s the luck that enables one to lay them. Why, you can’t screw even a whore if you’re not destined to have her, your visit to the brothel would have coincided with her periods, and the next time you’re eager, she could have shifted out of the town itself. "

― B.S. Murthy , Sundara Kãnda: Hanuman's Odyssey