" W is for Women. They're awful, mendacious,
Nasty and selfish, cruel and salacious,
As thievish as gypsies, more crazy than Celts.
Be sure that you never fuck anything else. "

― P.J. O'Rourke , Republican Party Reptile: The Confessions, Adventures, Essays and (Other) Outrages of P.J. O'Rourke