" Good thing I didn’t do it for you.” “Obviously. It was for all the other men you plan on having over.” He steps up behind me, propping his chin on my shoulder and watching me scroll through the options. “Just so you know, I prefer when you smell all sweaty and like my cum. In case you were wondering. "

― Eden Finley , Egotistical Puckboy (Puckboys, #1)