" It’s not like the countess doesn’t already know we’re fucking.” Fundapellonan blinked at this. “What?” “I assumed she told you I like to fuck around, so you should get with me to see if I would say anything useful while we banged.” “Is that what you really think is going on here?” Fundapellonan asked. “Isn’t it?” “Well, yes,” Fundapellonan admitted. “But you’re not supposed to think it. "

― John Scalzi , The Consuming Fire (The Interdependency, #2)