" « The whole gay thing. You know, I’ve been doing some research about that.” Uh-oh. “Have you?” “Yes.” I wait, but he just stares at me. “And what was the conclusion of your research?” I finally ask, unsure if that’s the smart thing to do. “That there’s absolutely nothing wrong with homosexuality,” he says. “It’s perfectly natural. Anyone who says otherwise is completely irresponsible. » "