" Annnd, because I’m a mean dick, I poked her with my figures.  What?  Don’t give me that face, she’s used to my Kade-ness.  You should be too.  Come on, it’s me, Mr. Dark and intriguing with a side of fucked up.  Yeah, I’m pretty much priceless. "

― Christine Zolendz , Cold-Blooded Beautiful (Beautiful, #2)