QUOTE : Mother drove away, and Wally wondered if you could have a heart attack when you were only nine years old. Without a word to his brothers, he whirled about and ran as fast as he could back to the school, his book bag banging against him. His teacher had just received a gift that said, “From a secret admirer,” and a note with his underpants saying, “Since you liked them so much, you can have them.” He would probably be thrown out of elementary school and sent to a military academy.