" He had to interview Caroline Malloy?
He had to let her interview him?—to ask questions about what he liked, how he lived, what he ate?
And then, as though that weren’t enough, he had to be Caroline for a day? Did Miss Applebaum go to Torture School to come up with these projects or did she think them up all by herself in the dead of night? "

― Phyllis Reynolds Naylor , The Girls' Revenge (Boy/Girl Battle, #4)