" name”—he pushed his hipster glasses up his nose—“is Rick. And we all saw the video. Your client punched a man in the face.” “Thanks for that analysis. You know what would be helpful, Chad?” “It’s Rick.” “Rick, Chad, whatever. What would be helpful, super helpful really, would be if you and your mob just made all the decisions for us. Think of the time we’d save. We just post a video on social media and declare guilt or innocence from the replies. Thumbs-up or thumbs-down. There’d be no need for witnesses or testimony or evidence. Just Judge Rick Chad here. "

― Harlan Coben , The Boy from the Woods (Wilde, #1)