" Her guardian sighed and looked back down at his book. "I can't tell you how much I look forward to these mature and scintillating conversations. Still, when the old Ari pays a visit, let me know."

"Old Ari? I was sarcastic to you before."

"True." He nodded, turning the page on the paperback. "But there was this era bewteen scared, sarcastic Ari and this new-fangled five year old Ari where you were actually a decent person to be around."

Ouch. "Bite me."

Jai grinned slyly and looked up at her from under his lashes. "Just tell me how hard. "

― Samantha Young , Scorched Skies (Fire Spirits, #2)