" She raised her eyebrows, looping her hands around his neck and wriggling provocatively. 'Looks like I've just been promoted to Alpha then, huh?'

Lucien made a face. 'Well the job is yours if you want it, but I should warn you that the contract is bull crap. I've received none of the perks that were promised.'

'Perks?'

'Oh, you know... a lifetime supply of beer and foot massages, a harem of women to bathe and clothe me etcetera...'

She snorted and pulled back from him. 'Harem of women?'

He grinned unrepentantly. 'Did I mention my sense of humour is greatly underappreciated? "

― Samantha Young , Blood Solstice (The Tale of Lunarmorte, #3)