" My wife reports these problems to me, because we are a modern enlightened couple who have divided up our household responsibilities equally along non-gender-stereotypical lines: My wife’s responsibilities: Cleanliness, food, décor, clothing, medical care, houseguests, parties, holidays, relatives and all other activities involving human interaction, such as talking. My responsibilities: Things that break, lizards. "
― Dave Barry , Live Right and Find Happiness (Although Beer is Much Faster): Life Lessons and Other Ravings from Dave Barry