QUOTE : Wow.” She reached for a black pillow decorated with a big sparkly skull and hugged it. “So romantic.”<br /><br />I made a face, because who the hell wanted to be a romantic? Then I couldn’t look past the skull pillow. “Tell me something, sis. Why do we have to make skulls cute? Some things shouldn’t be messed with. Guns, for example. Toilets … toilet paper … guns … They should just stay functional. Sparkle-free.”<br /><br />She rolled her eyes. “Please. If I had a bedazzled toilet, I’d love it and so would you. Don’t even try to deny it. You’d love a fancy can.”<br /><br />I did deny it, which led to a healthy debate.