" Can you tell me why I’m here?” “You ran out of sheep to fuck and went looking for some action?” “Gods, I love Camorri. Constitutionally incapable of doing things the easy way.” Cortessa slapped Jean hard enough to make his eyes water. “Try again. Why am I here?” “You heard,” Jean gasped, “that we’d finally discovered the cure for being born with a face like a stray dog’s ass.” “No. If that were true you would have used it.” Cortessa "
― Scott Lynch , The Republic of Thieves (Gentleman Bastard, #3)