" Until then I’m going to eat an entire bucket of Rolos and slip into a food coma.”

“Do Rolos cause food comas? All that sugar would produce the opposite effect, don’t you think?” she asked as though I was seriously going to eat an entire bucket of Rolos.

“After the high there would surely be a crash.”

“But that would take too long.”

“You’re right. Thank goodness you’ve talked some sense into me.”

“Another reason you keep me around.”

“One of a million. "

― Kasie West , P.S. I Like You