" My God", I said. "You move so silently. So you have had ninja training."

"I have two older brothers," Vince said. "It's the same thing."

I held up the white paper bag and bowed. "Master, I bring a gift."

He looked at the bag curiously. "My Buddha bless you, grasshopper. What is it?"

I tossed him the bag. It hit him in the chest and slid to the floor. "So much for ninja training," I said. "

― Jeff Lindsay , Darkly Dreaming Dexter (Dexter, #1)