" At least my balls are bigger than yours,” she sneered, shocking me. O-kay. Not so lost anymore.

“You sure about that?" Gavin sneered right back, and I couldn’t be sure, but it kind of looked like he was fighting a…smile? “Take off your pants and show me.”

“The only way I’ll ever take off my pants in your presence is to use the material to choke you to death. "

― Gena Showalter , The Queen of Zombie Hearts (White Rabbit Chronicles, #3)