QUOTE : I could make better pie-type love with a new stove!<br />I heard his disembodied voice shout back, “Dick territory, babe. Don’t even think about it unless I’m there.”<br />“Chick territory,” I kept shouting. “A stove’s in the kitchen!”<br />“It’s got a plug and weighs over fifty pounds. Totally dick,” he shot back on his own shout.<br />I gave in, turning to the plans while giggling.<br /><i>Totally dick.</i><br />My old may was funny.