" Ow!” he winced, stepping away from Rory and rubbing the back of his head where it throbbed. He looked over his shoulder and found all five of her brothers watching them with innocent doe-like expressions on their faces. “It was a squirrel,” Craig said, somehow keeping a straight face. “Vicious little bastards,” Bryce added solemnly. “You should really be careful,” Johnny added before mouthing, “bitch.” Oh, this was going to be a long fucking day. "
― R.L. Mathewson , Checkmate (Neighbor from Hell, #3)