" Bradfords don’t have weddings. Weddings imply that some planning went into it and the bride was asked when what it really comes down to is a kidnapping, a terrified Justice of the Peace, a quick ceremony and a race across town to have the marriage consummated before the bride comes to her senses and gets the marriage annulled.”-Zoe
Trevor gasped in outrage.“You said that it was the most romantic night of your life! "
― R.L. Mathewson , The Game Plan (Neighbor from Hell, #5)