" I haven’t hoovered, Meryl,” I said as Wilfred started to turbo crawl and disappeared round the back of the sofa. “It’s okay,” she said. “I want him to build up his resistance and be exposed to lots of germs. That’s one of the reasons we popped over.”  Rosencrantz and I looked at each other. "

― Robert Bryndza , Coco Pinchard's Big Fat Tipsy Wedding (Coco Pinchard, #2)