" If we do encounter a naked dwarf, I’m leaving him to you.” She raised a brow, her gaze studiously upon a gilded peacock statue that peered down at them from the green marble mantel. “Who said he enjoyed women?” “All right, I’ll sacrifice myself, but I detest displays of jealousy. So avert your eyes, will you? "

― Kristen Callihan , Winterblaze (Darkest London, #3)