" Anyhow, Lev and I were working our way back across the prairie, and we ran into a tall shadow with really bad teeth. I’m sorry. I think even if you’re going to be sinister you can take five minutes a day to floss and brush. I had a short spell when I was a kid when I wasn’t exactly the best sycophant, but I always— "

― Obert Skye , Leven Thumps and the Gateway to Foo (Leven Thumps, #1)