QUOTE : I’m very powerful, Ivy. I’ve told you that a hundred thousand times before, but you probably just ignored me. Big things come in small packages.”<br /><br />“That . . . explains nothing,” I stated.<br /><br />He cocked his head to the side. “Well, I am kind of like a house elf.”<br /><br />“Oh my God!” I shrieked, jumping off the couch. “You are not a house elf! This isn’t the wizarding world of fucked up! You’re fully grown. Likeman-sized grown.”<br /><br />“I’m going to pretend you did not speak of the wizarding world in such a tone,’” he replied snottily.