QUOTE : So, you’re telling me that this entire time you’ve actually been pretending to be small?”<br /><br />“Not exactly pretending,” he replied thoughtfully. “Being small is the same as being large.”<br /><br />I widened my eyes. “That makes no sense.”<br /><br />“I warned you, Ivy. I even asked you if you knew what you had living in your house.” Ren kindly took that exact moment to remind me of this.<br /><br />I turned devil eyes on him. “Did you know he was actually six-and-a-half-feet tall and anatomically correct?”<br /><br />Ren’s nose wrinkled. “Well, no.”<br /><br />“Then shut the hell up!”<br /><br />Ren threw his hands up. “Alrighty then.”<br /><br />“Why would you think I wasn’t anatomically correct in the first place?” Tink asked, sounding offended.