" And watch your tongue. I happen to be partial to humans - most, anyway. Clowns, not so much. Those evil bastards never stop smiling."

Niccolo didn't know what these "clowns" were, but he made a mental not to stay away if he ever encountered one. Sounded unpleasant. "

― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff , Accidentally Married to...a Vampire? (Accidentally Yours, #2)