" I look around the room for anything that might give me a clue to who might have done it. But who am I kidding? I’m not a real detective. Maybe if the killer dropped an eight-by-ten and their Social Security card I could figure things out, but the room looks just how I remember it, and Gentry’s door was locked. "

― Richard Kadrey , Ballistic Kiss (Sandman Slim, #11)